Tecate: Always A Bad Decision

Why is every 20-something bar patron in the Mission is pretending that swilling cans of Tecate beer is a good idea and a fun time? Every time I find myself at the Phone Booth or some other carcinogen laced Mission neighborhood bar everyone's got a can of Tecate in their hand. What the fuck?! How many horrible hangovers have these pissy tasting suds caused and how many more must we suffer before we learn? Just because a beer costs two bucks at the bar all night long doesn't mean you should drink it. In fact, it more often means you shouldn't drink it. DANGER! And why do these peeps seem to believe that stuffing a wedge of lime into the can makes this shit any better? If we must drink Mexican beer in the Mission (an understandable accomodation) there are plenty of better choices. Pacifico anyone?

Just the other morning i woke up with another stinging and biting Tecate hangover... It didn't come as a surprise since the hangover started before my third can the previous evening. Even drinking a pint of water after every beer consumed couldn't save me. What the fuck do they do to this stuff to make it so lethal? Well that's fucking IT! The buck stops here. No mas Tecate! Please join me and let's stop the madness.